Tracking the soaring stocks and junk bonds of social media, helping you to invest carefully and speculate wisely. (By Rhodri Marsden)
October 9th, 2013
Falling: Fathers quitting smoking
A writer from Buzzfeed returns home to his wife, cursed to only be able to express his love for her in the form of a list.
— Betfair Poker (@Betfairpoker) October 7, 2013
I used to wish for things. Lie in bed at night, full of hope. Write my dreams down. Now I just post photos of myself on the internet.
— Galia Mango (@galiamango) October 6, 2013
All my stuff and things.
— Harry Styles. (@Harry_Styles) October 4, 2013
IF THIS GETS 3K RTS MY DAD WILL QUIT SMOKING PLEASE I REALLY WANT HIM TO STOP SMOKING P L E A S E
— hi (@Perrie_Support) March 3, 2013
PLEASE RETWEET this so my dad will quit smoking!
— Michael Gallinatti (@MGallinatti) July 23, 2013
"10,000 RTs and my dad will quit smoking" your dad is a faggot.
— Jack Skellington (@J4CKMULL) June 24, 2013
"50000 retweets and my dad will quit smoking!" No bitch no.
— DeeJay (@Bvsed_Dj) August 6, 2013
"500 retweets and my dad will QUIT smoking" - I bet her dad doesn't even smoke, the attention seeking cow.
— Sean (@WafcSean) September 27, 2013
Guys please retweet this. 500 retweets and my dad will quit smoking. :))) RT pic.twitter.com/lu5icQJR93
— dees nuts (@Stevendees) August 10, 2013
If I get 5,000 retweets my dad will quit smoking pic.twitter.com/wyFpZykA5D
— Daniel Taylor (@daniel_taylor3) June 20, 2013
My dad will quit smoking crack, using a dead tramp as a bong, if I get 1000 RTs
— gdorean (@gdorean) September 27, 2013
October 7th
Flatlining: High, chunky turtleneck sweaters
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What do you guys think? pic.twitter.com/PAuVjRb3db
— Eric Fane (@FaneEric) March 10, 2013
A newer pic! Thoughts? pic.twitter.com/3nY9ApAK17
— Eric Fane (@FaneEric) March 25, 2013
@PhysiologicFear What do you think of high, chunky turtleneck sweaters on men?
— Eric Fane (@FaneEric) October 6, 2013
@melaniedenholme What do you think of high, chunky turtleneck sweaters on men?
— Eric Fane (@FaneEric) October 6, 2013
@FaneEric its a little hot for that right now isn't it?
— LittleMissHorrorNerd (@MissHorrorNerd) October 6, 2013
@JoyLimNakrin What would you do if someone fainted on you on live TV?
— Eric Fane (@FaneEric) September 24, 2013
@ErinSteerClear What would you do if someone fainted on you on live TV?
— Eric Fane (@FaneEric) October 3, 2013
@FaneEric get off with them?
— Caitlin Moran (@caitlinmoran) August 29, 2013
October 3rd, 2013
Rising: Celebrity Awareness Game
My sister doesn't know who Aaron Hernandez is...
— Will Florek (@Willyum_23) October 2, 2013
my mom doesn't know who Natalie Portman is 😱
— Mikaela ♡ (@mikaelapaige_) October 2, 2013
Can't believe cyenna doesn't know who max b is
— cc🥂 (@xocc__) October 2, 2013
My brother doesn't know who David Bowie is oh my word
— mustafah sheet (@meljspinks) October 2, 2013
Tem doesn't know who Logan Lerman is I'm so #done
— soph (@TEENAGEWILDLlFE) October 2, 2013
Emily's little sister doesn't know who drake is...
— Mikayla G. (@xo_mermaids) October 2, 2013
lewis doesn't know who tom jones is omg
— lizzie (@lizzielotad) October 2, 2013
In French class and there's a guy who doesn't know who Zinedine Zidane is. I died a little.
— Emily (@emmabeens) October 2, 2013
Jakori doesn't know who August alsina is💀
— J (@_nvdruoJ) October 2, 2013
October 2nd, 2013
Falling: Loving the Daily Mail
I love the Daily Mail. Best and most truthful paper the UK has. Ppl do t like uncomfortable truths
— Franky (@RangersFranky) October 1, 2013