All that is about to change. Boston Pizza, a Canadian chain, has created the refreshingly self-explanatory "Pizzaburger" which finally gets the balance right.
The fatty meal consists of a half-pound prime rib patty with pizza sauce, pepperoni, bacon and mozzarella encased in toasted pizza dough. There's also a vegetarian version which replaces meat with mozzarella, cheddar, feta, asiago and parmesan.
If you want to spend two minutes getting jealous at Canadian people then watch below: