The chocolate chip cookie and cheese sandwich

Drop what you're doing. This requires every ounce of your attention.

Devious food meddler Stefani Pollack, who was behind the spam cupcake and the cupcake sausages (both actual things), has now concocted a bizarre combination of sweet and savoury that will either grace your dreams or haunt your nightmares.

The "Chocolate Chip Cookie Grilled Cheese Sandwiches" are entirely self-explanatory and, as you can see from the image, extremely odd.

If your stomach isn't turning then you can check out The Cupcake Project for full details on how to create them at home. We won't judge you.

Actually, that's a lie. We totally will.

(Image: J Pollack Photography)