"Fast Pace Dad Showering Simulation!"
"Three different game modes including ENDURODAD (Endurance Run), DADATHLON (Fast Pace Dad Matching), and DAD DIVISIONS"
"Includes 3 dads! That's likely more than the average amount!"
We aren't making any of this up. These are the actual sentences provided in the game description of the new Steam PC title, Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad.
Described as "a fast paced shower-simulation where you shower with your 8-bit dad", this is a video game with its tongue buried so firmly in its cheek that it's in danger of tearing itself a new mouth. A retro arcade game, you play a small child in an apparently communal shower (yep), who must be guided to his own father - a process based on matching the ethnicity of the child to the ethnicity of the showering father. It's fast, weird and hilarious.
Watch the trailers below, become confused, and ponder whether the internet has finally gone too far.
You can download Shower With Your Dad here
