Redditors are telling strange tales about their first visit to the US

Have you heard of Donald Trump? Little-known guy. A bit racist. Really orange fake tan. Fly away pile-of-straw-that's-been-set-on-fire-and-then-doused-in-water hair? Yeah, him. Well he's - and you might not have heard - running to be the President of the United States.

If anything ever summed up just how crazy things can get across the pond, it's that. No more evidence needed. But because it's fun (and because seriously, we need answers) Redditors are currently sharing their weirdest stories about visiting the States. Check out the best below.

Yeah but do you?

CommentPeople who have visited the US, what is your 'WTF America' story?

Rest in pieces, fellow Brit

CommentPeople who have visited the US, what is your 'WTF America' story?

"Are you a terrorist?" "No" "Cool"

CommentPeople who have visited the US, what is your 'WTF America' story?

This is the only legitimate reason to say, "God bless America"

CommentPeople who have visited the US, what is your 'WTF America' story?

Crikey, mate

CommentPeople who have visited the US, what is your 'WTF America' story?

Wait... what?

CommentPeople who have visited the US, what is your 'WTF America' story?

Trump, if you want to make America great again - this is where you start

CommentPeople who have visited the US, what is your 'WTF America' story?

YES BUT DO YOU?

CommentPeople who have visited the US, what is your 'WTF America' story?

Lead the way

CommentPeople who have visited the US, what is your 'WTF America' story?

Better than dirty socialism though, eh guys?! EH!

CommentPeople who have visited the US, what is your 'WTF America' story?

Americans right now: "I don't get it? What's weird about that?"

CommentPeople who have visited the US, what is your 'WTF America' story?

Wait a second... amendment

CommentPeople who have visited the US, what is your 'WTF America' story?

In all fairness, why do you?

CommentPeople who have visited the US, what is your 'WTF America' story?

And we wonder how Trump is winning

CommentPeople who have visited the US, what is your 'WTF America' story?

Right. Yes

CommentPeople who have visited the US, what is your 'WTF America' story?

If it's so wrong why does it feel so right?

CommentPeople who have visited the US, what is your 'WTF America' story?

At least they don't have to pledge allegiance to it. That'd be weird, right? Right?

CommentPeople who have visited the US, what is your 'WTF America' story?

Is it wrong to admire this man?

CommentPeople who have visited the US, what is your 'WTF America' story?

Amazon search: nightlights

CommentPeople who have visited the US, what is your 'WTF America' story?

We're noticing a pattern

CommentPeople who have visited the US, what is your 'WTF America' story?

Fuck

CommentPeople who have visited the US, what is your 'WTF America' story?