

A lock of your own hair. A voodoo doll replica of your mother-in-law. A shoe box labelled "Toenail clippings: 1996 - 2014".
Each admirable contestants for "Creepiest Christmas Present Of All Time", all runners up to the Mushion...
Available from Firebox for the humble sum of £14.99 (or £29.99 for a pack of three), the Mushion allows you to plant your own features (or those of a friend) onto a cushion - which is more horrifying than you'd think.
Simply upload a photo of your preferred face - unobscured and ideally over 500kb - and the service will superimpose it onto a larger-than-life cushion.
The potential for creating awkward Secret Santa moments in the office has just been taken to terrifying levels.
"I thought you might like to... sit on my face?" *Childish sniggers abound*
Get exclusive shortlists, celebrity interviews and the best deals on the products you care about, straight to your inbox.
As Shortlist’s Staff Writer, Danielle spends most of her time compiling lists of the best ways to avoid using the Central Line at rush hour.
-
Ozzy Osbourne and Black Sabbath's final show — Back to the Beginning review: 10 of the biggest highlights from a star-studded farewell
We were there, we were rocked — here's everything you need to know as the Prince of Darkness bows out.
-
The best Men’s summer wedding outfits — an essential guide
Suits! Shirts! Shoes! Final touches!