We're going to say this quietly, but we quite liked Fast & Furious 7.
Shh - not so loud. We've got a reputation to blag.
Yes it's littered with inappropriate behaviour, and the lack of sleeves is frankly offensive - but it's not trying to kid anyone that it's anything other than a prepubescent, petrol-fuelled romp. And that's alright by us.
But it could be better. It could be sillier still, with faster cars, more furious contempt shown toward society's shunning of the vest top. Or, as IGN have masterfully illustrated, you could just get Pixar to make it.
In this superb mashup, IGN have spliced the themes, tunes and gravelly vocals of Furious 7 with the plush visuals of Pixar's Cars franchise.
We're keeping numerous digits crossed that Pixar reboot their vehicular series in a similar vein.
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