What did you do at the end of sixth form as a prank? You drew a big dick somewhere, didn’t you? A big dick on the staff room white board. A big dick spray-painted on the drive. A big old whopping dick burned into the front field with weed-killer. Yes, well done, that most definitely is funny, but it is not as funny, nor does it take as much effort as what a group of seniors came up with at Cumberland High School, Wisconsin.
What they did, was this:
THEY CRASHED A GODDAMN CAR THROUGH THEIR PRINCIPLE’S OFFICE! TAKE THAT, TEACH!
Or, they didn’t, because as it soon became clear to everyone, apart from the maths teacher who was having a heart attack on the pavement, it was an elaborate joke. That is only half a car. Also, that is not a hole. What these crazy buckos had done, was retrieve the back-end of a vehicle from a junkyard, stick a big load of black tarpaulin on the wall and chuck a load of bricks everywhere - it was all an illuuuooOOooOOOsion.
As such, a large load of back slapping commenced and it all ended with everyone draping their arms over each other and laughing like it was some sort of ‘70s sitcom. The police even wrote on their Facebook page:
“Hats off to the Cumberland High School Class of 2018 on your senior prank.
“Congratulations Class of 2018 on one of best senior pranks that Cumberland High School has seen. Congratulations to all the seniors who are graduating.”
Doh! What are we going to do with these silly pranksters? JOKE’S OVER EXPEL THEM THEY HAVE MADE A GODAWFUL MESS.
(Image: Cumberland School District Facebook)