13 brutally honest Valentine's Day cards your loved one needs

You'll be a hero with one of these

13 brutally honest Valentine's Day cards your loved one needs

Despite feeling like we’ve only just got over one holiday of forced fun, Valentine’s Day is about to arrive armed with an anticipation of deep declarations of love and at least a good excuse for a fancy dinner.

But walk down a card aisle and the only feelings you’re sure to catch are ones of nausea. Garish red cards with gushy messages that you would never, ever say out of self-respect will have you thinking your partner will leave you if you get them one rather than cement your relationship status.

In the interest of not selling your soul, here are some alternative options that relay your realness and won’t leave either of you cringing:

For the couple who scroll together

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For someone who isn’t sick of Trump

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Get it here.

For those who like to Netflix and chill

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Get it here.

For the cynic

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Get it here

For someone with an imagination

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Get it here

For the anti-consumerist 

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Get it here

For the right-swipers

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Get it here

For The Walking Dead fan

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Get it here

For the confessor

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Get it here

For someone who’s not the average Joe

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Get it here

For the grumpy but soft

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Get it here

For the punny

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Get it here.

For those who CBA

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Get it here

For the Game of Thrones fan who is not of many words

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Get it here.