There are two wildly different routes an A-list celebrity’s face can take through the passage of time.
They either spend their riches on beauty-clinging plastic surgeries, each one more botched than the last, until they ultimately become a Google Image Search curiosity for bored teenagers at the age of 35.
Or, perhaps because of some Faustian pact, they manage to defy biology itself and retain their money-spinning mugs deep into adulthood. Some of them even appear to age backwards.
Don't believe us? Then just take a look a look some of the actual vampires that are creeping the streets of Hollywood in 2016...
Ewan McGregor - 19 years difference
1997 - 2016 (Now aged 45)
Pharell - 11 years difference
2002 - 2013 (Now aged 43)
Jennifer Aniston - 20 years difference
1990 - 2015 (Now aged 47)
Elijah Wood - 20 years difference
1994 - 2014 (Now aged 35)
Rob Lowe - 26 years difference
1985 - 2011 (Now aged 52)
Joseph Gordon-Levitt - 13 years
2001 - 2014 (Now aged 35)
Jamie Foxx - 21 years difference
1994 - 2015 (Now aged 48)
Halle Berry - 23 years difference
1990 - 2013 (Now aged 49)
Enrique Iglesias - 16 years difference
1998 - 2014 (Now aged 41)
Will Smith - 15 years difference
1990 - 2005 (Now aged 47)
Kate Hudson - 25 years difference
1990 - 2015 (Now aged 37)
