He's going to Make America Great Again, convince us combovers are fashionable if it goddamn kills him and, if he is elected President of the United States, possibly bring about the destruction of mankind. But that's not all, as now the man (un)affectionately known as The Donald is being turned into his very own motion picture.
Or at least on Twitter.
In the words of the man himself, #DonaldTrumpTheMovie is "yuuuge", and is (almost) hilarious enough to make you forget this orange faced man may one day have access to nuclear weapon launch codes.
Behold the very best below.
A kids' classic got reimagined
As did this Bond flick
This Disney pun was a sterling effort
...as was this trio of efforts (with A+ Photoshopping)
As ever, Trump's hair was a rich source for comedy
...as seen in this fruity little number
This one's corny
Another user wigged out
Some just write themselves
Funny. And true. (And bloody terrifying.)
A peek into the future?
Safe to say we've all had it with these motherf***in' snakes on this motherf***in' campaign
This one would massively offend Trump - he is, after all, a billionaire
This one's painful for everyone involved
Bravo, sir. Bravo
Stone Cold Jane Austen
"Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man"
And sometimes, no edits are necessary