Joe Ellison
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Zayn Malik to publish debut autobiography at the grand old age of 23
“I’m going to show you as much as I can so that you can judge me on my own terms"
By Joe Ellison Published
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North Korea just caused a 5.3 magnitude earthquake with its biggest nuclear warhead test yet
We're all doomed
By Joe Ellison Published
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Vivid Bowie neon portraits paint the icon in a new light
The Starman has never burned brighter
By Joe Ellison Published
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ISIS Magazine tells readers to kill cheery Cheshire florist Steve Leyland
ISIS Magazine tells readers to kill cheery Cheshire florist Steve Leyland
By Joe Ellison Published
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Nearly lethal coffee has 80 times more caffeine than regular cup
This will keep you wired for 18 hours
By Joe Ellison Published
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Creepy clowns are terrorising South Carolina
Police warn public that clown figures are trying to lure children into woodland
By Joe Ellison Published
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Phil Neville: "There are also more pitfalls for football players now"
Phil Neville: "There are also more pitfalls for football players now"
By Joe Ellison Published
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Daniel Craig 'offered $150m' for two more Bonds
He'll be (moon)raking it in with this payday
By Joe Ellison Published
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Jude Law plays with fire in the first trailer for The Young Pope
Good Lord, Sky Atlantic's upcoming miniseries looks good
By Joe Ellison Published
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Frank Lampard scored TWO last gasp goals in the MLS last night
Sam Allardyce might want to give him a call
By Joe Ellison Published
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Mark Zuckerberg is mightily pissed off with Space X for its rocket explosion
Elon Musk just made himself a powerful enemy
By Joe Ellison Published
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Barb returns to Stranger Things in this excellent Jimmy Fallon sketch
She's back and she's mightily p*ssed
By Joe Ellison Published
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David Arnold's Ultimate Playlist
Personal, touching, terrific - the film composer's picked a hell of a list
By Joe Ellison Published
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It’s official: people who like inspirational quotes have lower IQs
Please share this on Facebook, for all our sake
By Joe Ellison Published
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Rogue One trailer is infinitely cooler re-edited to the sound of The Beastie Boys
Eat your heart out, Trekies
By Joe Ellison Published
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John Turturro is reprising his role as Jesus for a Big Lebowski spin-off
Jesus, this is big
By Joe Ellison Published
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Rail fares are set to get even more expensive, and that's not good enough
Rail fares are set to get even more expensive, and that's not good enough
By Joe Ellison Published
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9 reasons why Rio is already in danger of being an Olympics to forget
9 reasons why Rio is already in danger of being an Olympics to forget
By Joe Ellison Published
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Five criminally underseen Robin Williams performances
So many iconic performances. So many reasons to rue the loss of Robin Williams
By Joe Ellison Published
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Donald Trump just made an "assassination" threat against Hillary Clinton
Donald Trump just made an "assassination" threat against Hillary Clinton
By Joe Ellison Published
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The first trailer for Arrival promises big things
It's, er, arrived
By Joe Ellison Published
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The new trailer for Marvel and Netflix's Luke Cage packs a punch
The new trailer for Marvel and Netflix's Luke Cage packs a punch
By Joe Ellison Published
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Phil Neville just answered all the haters regarding his brother’s return to punditry
Phil Neville just answered all the haters regarding his brother’s return to punditry
By Joe Ellison Published
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Should a man ever get fully naked on holiday?
Should a man ever get fully naked on holiday?
By Joe Ellison Published
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