Opinion
Danny Wallace bids you all a tearful farewell
"Eleven years. 552 issues. Maybe half a million words or more."
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Danny Wallace
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OpinionDanny Wallace on the art of leaving a Christmas do early
“I act like i’m keen to mingle, and then I just go to the pub or for a burrito”
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OpinionDanny Wallace on the downsides of dining alone
"People will think, 'Look at that strange man eating alone at 5pm"
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OpinionDanny Wallace on how to fix broken Britain
"We were struck by just how inventive, inclusive and artistic we are"
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OpinionDanny Wallace on analysing future predictions
"I like reading about the futures that never came"
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OpinionDanny Wallace on the difficulty of giving away freebies
I don’t need this pen. it’s a free hotel one. but still, it’s mine
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OpinionHow to do luxury properly, according to Danny Wallace
"You ever held a really good paperclip? You notice when you do"
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OpinionWhy running is only for chumps
"What was I thinking? Who runs? Where do they think they’re going?"
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OpinionDanny Wallace on why "boys will be boys" is not a valid excuse
"It puts the blame on women for not appreciating the epic bants"
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OpinionDanny Wallace and the great crispy duck debacle of 2018
"Why complicate things?"
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- Danny Wallace
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