Danny Wallace

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  • Opinion

    Danny Wallace on the difficulty of giving away freebies

    I don’t need this pen. it’s a free hotel one. but still, it’s mine

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  • Opinion

    How to do luxury properly, according to Danny Wallace

    "You ever held a really good paperclip? You notice when you do"

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  • Opinion

    Why running is only for chumps

    "What was I thinking? Who runs? Where do they think they’re going?"

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  • Danny Wallace on why "boys will be boys" is not a valid excuse
    Opinion

    Danny Wallace on why "boys will be boys" is not a valid excuse

    "It puts the blame on women for not appreciating the epic bants"

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  • Danny Wallace crispy duck
    Opinion

    Danny Wallace and the great crispy duck debacle of 2018

    "Why complicate things?"

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  • Danny Wallace encounters the deadly 'Danger Ball'
    Opinion

    Danny Wallace encounters the deadly 'Danger Ball'

    Oh God. Oh my God this is the Danger Ball.

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  • Danny Wallace plumber
    Opinion

    Danny Wallace asks us all to get to the point

    "It's like a very boring one-man show no one would ever pay to see"

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  • Danny Wallace on the problems with a world where everything needs rating
    Opinion

    Danny Wallace on the problems with a world where everything needs rating

    "Can you do me a favour?"

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  • Sofa TV
    Opinion

    Danny Wallace spends a weekend living it up on his own

    "I somehow console myself by doing whatever I want at any time whatsoever"

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  • Danny Wallace UFO
    Opinion

    Danny Wallace spends a weekend with a conspiracy theorist

    "They tried to kill me," he said. "They sent a tornado to get me"

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