Danny Wallace

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  • Danny Wallace on being ambushed by a stranger with a joke
    Opinion

    Danny Wallace on being ambushed by a stranger with a joke

    "Perhaps he wanders all day, delivering hit-and-run dad jokes"

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  • Danny Wallace Pride
    Opinion

    Why we need a Straight Pride Month (according to Danny Wallace)

    "I have come to realise that a Straight Pride march is a terrific idea"

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  • Danny Wallace on the problem with not replying to emails
    Opinion

    Danny Wallace on the problem with not replying to emails

    "I call him two emails Terry. Except his name's not Terry"

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  • Danny Wallace explains what Russia's World Cup mascot is really telling us 1
    Opinion

    Danny Wallace explains what Russia's World Cup mascot is really telling us

    Zabivaka might look like an innocent wolf, but there's more to him than meets the eye

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  • Danny Wallace on realising that your oldest friend can still shock you
    Opinion

    Danny Wallace on realising that your oldest friend can still shock you

    What did you just say Colin?

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  • Danny Wallace on finally discovering a benefit to Brexit
    Opinion

    Danny Wallace on finally discovering a benefit to Brexit

    "If I'm right, I think your glasses might be highly flammable"

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  • Beware of primates bearing lawsuits, says Danny Wallace
    Opinion

    Beware of primates bearing lawsuits, says Danny Wallace

    "The chimpanzee put on a big toothy grin. It was a treat to behold"

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  • Danny Wallace explains why the path to culinary prowess is paved with limes
    Opinion

    Danny Wallace explains why the path to culinary prowess is paved with limes

    "My life is just limes now"

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  • Danny Wallace on the science behind true friendship
    Opinion

    Danny Wallace on the science behind true friendship

    "If science is correct, I will never make another new friend again"

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  • Danny Wallace explains why it's each man for himself when a lift goes rogue
    Opinion

    Danny Wallace explains why it's each man for himself when a lift goes rogue

    "The sense of absolute relief is palpable. But all this is about to be ruined"

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