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Danny Wallace on the problems with a world where everything needs rating
"Can you do me a favour?"
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OpinionDanny Wallace spends a weekend living it up on his own
"I somehow console myself by doing whatever I want at any time whatsoever"
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OpinionDanny Wallace spends a weekend with a conspiracy theorist
"They tried to kill me," he said. "They sent a tornado to get me"
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OpinionDanny Wallace discovers that jury duty is more than jigsaws
"People are crossing their arms and sighing. 'Why us?' we joke"
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OpinionDanny Wallace investigates the many uses of an alleyway
"I am alone, pounding the streets of the city, hunting for a private alleyway down which I can dart in order to carry out my illicit business."
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OpinionDanny Wallace on why summer jobs aren't just for children
"The world is packed with jobs that I don't want to do for ever, but just for the summer"
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OpinionDanny Wallace presents to you: a life-changing fact
"The person I mention it to is blown away"
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OpinionDanny Wallace on the perils of being over-friendly to workmen
"I’m straight back in their faces, offering them biscuits"
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OpinionDanny Wallace on the difficulties of warning neighbours about a party
"Dear neighbour, I promise I'm not a weirdo"
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OpinionDanny Wallace on how to deal with unwritten rule breakers
All I can think is, “How do you get people sent to the Hague?”
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