Danny Wallace

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  • Danny Wallace on the problems with a world where everything needs rating
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    Danny Wallace on the problems with a world where everything needs rating

    "Can you do me a favour?"

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  • Sofa TV
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    Danny Wallace spends a weekend living it up on his own

    "I somehow console myself by doing whatever I want at any time whatsoever"

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  • Danny Wallace UFO
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    Danny Wallace spends a weekend with a conspiracy theorist

    "They tried to kill me," he said. "They sent a tornado to get me"

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  • Danny Wallace jury duty courtroom
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    Danny Wallace discovers that jury duty is more than jigsaws

    "People are crossing their arms and sighing. 'Why us?' we joke"

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  • Danny Wallace alleyway
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    Danny Wallace investigates the many uses of an alleyway

    "I am alone, pounding the streets of the city, hunting for a private alleyway down which I can dart in order to carry out my illicit business."

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  • Danny Wallace summer job
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    Danny Wallace on why summer jobs aren't just for children

    "The world is packed with jobs that I don't want to do for ever, but just for the summer"

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  • Danny Wallace rain smell
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    Danny Wallace presents to you: a life-changing fact

    "The person I mention it to is blown away"

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  • Danny Wallace builders
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    Danny Wallace on the perils of being over-friendly to workmen

    "I’m straight back in their faces, offering them biscuits"

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  • Danny Wallace party
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    Danny Wallace on the difficulties of warning neighbours about a party

    "Dear neighbour, I promise I'm not a weirdo"

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  • Danny Wallace on how to deal with unwritten rule breakers
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    Danny Wallace on how to deal with unwritten rule breakers

    All I can think is, “How do you get people sent to the Hague?”

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