Danny Wallace
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Danny Wallace on realising that your oldest friend can still shock you
What did you just say Colin?
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Danny Wallace on finally discovering a benefit to Brexit
"If I'm right, I think your glasses might be highly flammable"
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Beware of primates bearing lawsuits, says Danny Wallace
"The chimpanzee put on a big toothy grin. It was a treat to behold"
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Danny Wallace explains why the path to culinary prowess is paved with limes
"My life is just limes now"
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Danny Wallace on the science behind true friendship
"If science is correct, I will never make another new friend again"
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Danny Wallace explains why it's each man for himself when a lift goes rogue
"The sense of absolute relief is palpable. But all this is about to be ruined"
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Danny Wallace explores the strange world of a job that no one wants to do
How do these people get through it?
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Danny Wallace on the problem with trying to leave a party
It's not as easy as it looks
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Danny Wallace on creating division by ordering the same meal
Two people. One pizza choice. One awkward situation.
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Danny Wallace on the pressure of opening a train door
A moment in life of great responsibility when you are given the chance to stand up and stand out
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Danny Wallace and the cold case of brinkmanship at the Tesco car park
Danny gets in a little spot of bother
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Danny Wallace on playing it cool with the workman
“Biscuit? Would you like a biscuit?”
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Danny Wallace and the curious case of the public burper
The story of a terrible ordeal
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Danny Wallace on the strangeness of texting with an unknown friend
Who exactly is Tyler?
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Danny Wallace on accidentally gate-crashing the winners' circle
"One of the most effective ways of finding out you haven’t won an award is when they read someone else’s name out"
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Danny Wallace on the shame of quibbling a bill
No one likes a bill quibbler
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Danny Wallace on the joy of a surprise free gift
"Those words. Free gift. They shoot straight through you. Hook you. Pull you in"
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Danny Wallace and the very British Christmas Miracle
This is what makes Britain great
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Danny Wallace and the Curious Incident of the Spatula at the Pub Crawl
"I can’t carry a spatula into a kebab house"
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Why being as beautiful as David Gandy may not be all it's cracked up to be
Danny Wallace on why he's glad he's not a 10/10
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Danny Wallace: Making the most of room service
“You’ve got wine and someone’s in the shower and you’re watching DIY SOS. Life’s pretty sweet.”
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Danny Wallace: When textspeak becomes actual language
"You lol online, he says. Only a mad person lols offline"
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Danny Wallace: Learning the unwritten rules of the commute
Danny encounters a strange companion
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Danny Wallace: The etiquette of paying a busker
"I don’t know how to walk normally any more."
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