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40 pieces of wisdom from the GTA series

In 1997, the little-known Edinburgh-based video game developer DMA Design kicked up a heck of a fuss when it released a driving-based action game. The media deplored its violence, concerned parents wrote heated letters, and Grand Theft Auto began one of the greatest success stories in the entertainment industry. 

Over almost two decades and 150 million sales later, we're indulging in some Grand Theft Auto nostalgia. Why? Because we're eager for rumours to start circling on Grand Theft Auto 6, and with nothing to occupy these desires, we've turned our attention to remembering how great the series has been so far.

So here they are - the best insults, words of wisdom and 'advice' from the world of Grand Theft Auto has offered us to date. 

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A real-life Mario Kart track is coming and yes, it looks amazing

It's BYOB (bring your own bananas)

by Tom Victor
17 Aug 2017

'The Sims' is not escapism, it's the saddest game ever made

Want an escape from real life? Do anything but reinstall The Sims

by Tristan Cross
29 Jul 2017

Man runs Football Manager for 1000 years and insane things happened

The future of football is a weird, wonderful place

by Dave Fawbert
18 Jul 2017

Mario Kart VR is a real thing and it looks ridiculously fun

Imagine Rainbow Road

by Matt Tate
14 Jul 2017

People are freaking out over this totally stupid Super Mario puzzle

Who invented this?!

by Alex Finnis
14 Jul 2017

I went in search of the last trainers still hooked on Pokémon Go

Can the app still draw mass crowds one year on, or is it all just Pokemon G(h)o-st towns now?

by Hussein Kesvani
06 Jul 2017

The Crash Bandicoot remaster is a time machine to your childhood

Was it always this hard?!

by Matt Tate
05 Jul 2017

This little easter egg about Mario's appearance is really satisfying

This can't be a coincidence

by Alex Finnis
27 Jun 2017

How well do you remember the 'Crash Bandicoot' games?

Wind back that clock to happier times

by Matt Tate
21 Jun 2017

There is a Theresa May fields of wheat game and it's pretty naughty

It's also really addictive

by Matt Tate
21 Jun 2017