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Goalkeeper Does Real Life FIFA Dribble


We've all done it. You're 5-0 down on FIFA against an 11-year-old in Japan and it's time to play that pass back to the keeper and see how far you can get before you're tackled. Which is, usually, not very far. Your opponent promptly boots it in for the sixth netbuster.

But we've never had the guts to do it in a real life game. However, Beijing Guoan goalkeeper Yang Zhi is a better man than you or I, deciding to go on his very own foray into the opposition half during a recent match. If only he'd gone on to score but, sadly he didn't - watch below to see how he got on.

We assume that later on in the match all their players started doing outrageous late two-footed tackles in a bid to get 5 players sent off and the match abandoned.




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