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20 things nobody should ever do in London

Think you’ve mastered London? Well we’ve got news for you. You don’t master London. London masters you.

OK, we don’t quite know what that means, but what we’re getting at is simple -  no matter how long you’ve lived in the Capital, the city still has the power to throw something at you that you didn’t see coming. It could be a bizarre new food trend, a hipster phrase you’re almost certain isn’t made from English letters, or even just a friendly nudge to let you know that, actually, you’ve been doing something really, embarrassingly, wrong this whole time.

Well, this is that friendly nudge. These are 20 things that no Londoner/self-respecting human being, should ever, ever find themselves doing in Foggy London Town…



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