The 10 scariest clown costumes on the internet and where to get them

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Jamie Carson

There has been sightings of strange, terrifying clowns across the globe lately, lurking in forests and on dark street corners. And it's not just in the States where everything is f*cked up, as the children's entertainers turned homicidal maniacs have also been seen in Manchester, Newcastle and Durham.

You know what this means, right? Yes, we must join our clown overlords, because we will not win the fight against them. So here are the scariest clown costumes on the internet right now.


The worst thing is that you don't know if he's looking at you or not

Oh what lovely...teeth you have

You can show off your figure and make people s*it their pants

Does male pattern baldness run in the clown community?

"Oh hi Mr Chuckles, do you also do bar mitzvahs as well as funerals?"

Forehead not included

Ronald McDonald really let himself go

Ruffles never looked so menacing

Clowns with spiders is just exactly what the world needs

When you gotta chase kids at 5pm but run for president at 6pm


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Jamie Carson

When he’s not pretending to be on the front of an album cover, Online Style Writer Jamie Carson can probably be found criticising your fashion credentials. Follow Jamie on Twitter @_jamie89

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