The point is, ignoring those unfortunate pairings above, they remain two of our favourite things - and with Euro 2016 kicking off we couldn’t not tell you about a fascinating new project from poster specialists Dorothy.
Combining vintage football stickers with classic bands hailing from some of the countries competing, everyone from home favourites Daft Punk, to Nordic powerhouses ABBA, to English miserablists The Smiths have been Panini-d up for a nostalgic treat.
Every day until 20 June, Dorothy will reveal a new set of players to be considered for selection into its alt music and football dream team. And if you like what you see, you can enter a competition to win some unique prints to enjoy whenever you want.
Here's the list so far: