What do you want to ask a male escort?
Don't pretend you haven't got some questions knocking about in the back of your mind, filed under "Things I've always wondered but been too embarrassed to ask".
Well don't worry - they were almost certainly covered by the web's top ranked male escort, a London-based sex worker by the name of "Aussie Male Escort", who took part in a Reddit Ask Me Anything session.
With seven years worth of experience working for male, female and coupled clients, the anonymous Aussie answered an extensive range of queries on what it's like fulfilling the desires of individuals the world over. Here are some of the most interesting insights:
Do you ever have sex for your own personal enjoyment anymore?
"Yes, I do. My clients are nearly all men and I'm more towards the straight end of the bi spectrum so I prefer women and TS for fun. It's not that I dislike sex with my male clients, I do enjoy it but sex with men is only a small part of my sexuality and if I only had sex with my male clients and never with women or TS, I'd be unsatisfied. If I ever started to lose interest in sex for fun outside of bookings with clients, I'd take a long break or possibly quit altogether."
What kind of sexual stuff do you have to do?
"Mainly naked oil massage, oral and sex, I'm versatile which means I have sex as a top or a bottom. I also do duos (two escorts with one client), double domination, cuckolding, forced bi etc with pro dommes and I cater to all kinds of fetishes. And I make videos which you can see via my blog."
What is the craziest request that someone has made?
"I used to have a regular who was into ballbusting. He'd arrive and with very little chit chat etc take of his jeans but leave his underwear and the rest of his clothes on and stand with his feet shoulder width apart and his hands behind his back and I'd stand in front of him fully dressed with my shoes on and kick him repeatedly in the balls. I've been doing martial arts since I was a kid. Taekwondo for 10 years. And I lived in thailand for a few years and trained full time at a thai boxing gym and fought professionally. I can kick hard. Anyway, he could take it. When he was ready, he'd lie on the floor and I'd put my feet on top of his crotch and he'd jerk off inside his underpants."
What do female clients ask you for?
"I've had women come to see me specifically because they've never had an orgasm with a man and I've found the reason was, no man ever bothered to figure out what made her cum! Also, after foreplay and eventual penetration when she's absolutely begging for it, some women do need more stimulation than others to get from there to orgasm, that's when the hitachi magic wand on the clit while having sex is the ultimate. If the magic wand is too intense, use a bullet vibrator first, or instead."
Would you recommend this line of work?
"It's not for everyone. There's so much demand by men for sex with women that being a successful female escort only requires that you be willing and able to have sex with men you're not attracted to. The rest is just advertising and staying safe. Men wanting to pay for sex with men is a much smaller market and there's a lot of competition so you really need to be something outstanding to earn a living."
What makes you number 1?
"If you do a Google search for 'male escort' my website is the first result for an independent. I got my search ranking by the usual SEO stuff. Mainly from regularly updating my blog with quality content. Number 1 is very subjective in any other sense but I get a lot of comments along the lines of "you're very relaxing/calming to be around/I was nervous but felt at ease straight away when I met you" etc I'm very professional, I don't use drugs. These set my far apart from the majority of male escorts. I'm always on time for bookings. Again, almost unheard off amongst my peers. I make it very easy and straightforward to make an appointment with me. I go to the gym every day and make a lot of effort with my appearance. I keep a spotlessly clean and very discreet and provate incall location. I've studied Thai, Swedish and tantric massage. I have a nine inch cock and I can get hard instantly every time, always, guaranteed and stay that way for the duration. Then I can cum on cue."
He's also had some big name clients...
"I've signed NDAs [non-disclosure agreements] before for celebrity clients by the way. If a certain A-lister who wasn't ready to come out wanted to see me, I am, above all, discreet."
Is there anything you would refuse or have refused to do?
"I don't kiss, rim, bareback, use drugs, do duos with male escorts or do anything as a sub. I've outright refused to see people for being pushy about any of the above, if they're drunk or high and a few times when they've arrived at my place dirty and smelly and refused to shower. None of the above happens often. Just a few times in the entire time I've been escorting."
Are you always able to get turned on, even if you find the person or people to be really ugly? If so, how?
"I generally prefer clients who wouldn't conventionally be considered attractive. I guess because my priorities are different. I want my clients to be clean, polite, respectful of my boundaries, and to enjoy themselves. I associate all of the above more with older, overweight, bald etc The worst clients are those who don't read my ad or deliberately come to see me to try to pressure me into doing something they know I don't offer because they enjoy pushing someone's boundaries. These kind of guys are rare for me. I think they seek out the more inexperienced, newer escorts, especially those using drugs, because they are more likely to give in to pressure. And I associate these bad behaviors more with younger more attractive guys. I can always get turned on. I have a high sex drive and I'm turned on by people's responses more than their looks. I usually only see 1-2 clients a day but if I did already cum once or twice and I need to, I take 1/4 of a viagra 30 minutes before the client arrives."
How would you, with your unique experience and perspective, educate an adolescent about sex?
"I'd encourage teenagers to question everything they think they know about sex (and about anything and everything) whether the info came from porn, mainstream media, parents, friends, teachers or from me, they should always consider the possibility that what they just learned is lies/ misinformation/ outdated/ inaccurate/ intentionally misleading in order to sell something/ exploit them/ whoever they learned it from may actually have no idea what they were talking about no matter how knowledgeable and authoritative they seemed. I'd encourage them to always look for a second opinion. Always fact check from a second completely different source from the original. And consider the possibility that that one is bollocks too."
In your experience, can size really make or break the ability to make a woman cum?
"Some women like them big, others don't. Women's sexual pleasure is far more tied to their emotions than men's. If she's in love with you, and you feel the same way and you're both doing everything you can to express that physically, chances are she'll love making love with you. I'd say dick size is far more important to men than it is to women. Even straight men seem much more interested in dick size than women. Lots of foreplay is important. I highly recommend learning nude oil massage."