Oh London, you big beautiful weirdo.
Users over on Reddit have been recounting their horror stories from the tube recently, and it makes for some very bizarre reading. Not only does it give us an insight into the extremely peculiar eating habits of some Londoners, but the amount of weeing that goes on underground is, well, frankly not worth thinking about.
Then again, we're almost certain that this is only the tip of the iceberg. Not for one minute do we think a woman eating an egg is the strangest thing that's happened on the Northern Line.
Here're a couple of highlights for you to soak up.
Enjoy your journey home!