Tracking the soaring stocks and junk bonds of social media, helping you to invest carefully and speculate wisely. (By Rhodri Marsden)
July 26th
Falling: "Annoying Facebook friends"
"Does alcohol affect pregnancy tests!? Ma piss is basicly just vodka n jagers lol" - Lucy, 26. Kim: "You preggers?" Lucy: "dunno lol""Does alcohol affect pregnancy tests!? Ma piss is basicly just vodka n jagers lol" - Lucy, 26. Kim: "You preggers?" Lucy: "dunno lol"— Facebook Meltdown (@FBmeltdown) June 29, 2013June 29, 2013
"Do I have idoit written on my forhead? People treat me like one!" - Gareth, 24. Ben: "*Idiot" Gareth: "WTF you call me that for ben!?""Do I have idoit written on my forhead? People treat me like one!" - Gareth, 24. Ben: "*Idiot" Gareth: "WTF you call me that for ben!?"— Facebook Meltdown (@FBmeltdown) June 12, 2013June 12, 2013
"Tulisa got court cos she thick as ! peeps talk fam! That why my danny dont have facebook so no one talk about deals!" - Kay, 27. Perfect."Tulisa got court cos she thick as ! peeps talk fam! That why my danny dont have facebook so no one talk about deals!" - Kay, 27. Perfect.— Facebook Meltdown (@FBmeltdown) June 3, 2013June 3, 2013
"Turned up half hour late to work n told to go home fuckin Pissed of!" - Tom, 24. Ben: "Didn't know you had a job?" Tom replies: "First day""Turned up half hour late to work n told to go home fuckin Pissed of!" - Tom, 24. Ben: "Didn't know you had a job?" Tom replies: "First day"— Facebook Meltdown (@FBmeltdown) February 8, 2013February 8, 2013
"Lol Jane get the rat off me as he going for my armpit coz i smell of chicken lol" - Garry, 27. I have absolutely no idea what to say here."Lol Jane get the rat off me as he going for my armpit coz i smell of chicken lol" - Garry, 27. I have absolutely no idea what to say here.— Facebook Meltdown (@FBmeltdown) October 23, 2012October 23, 2012
July 24th
Rising: Christmas
Got SO much Christmas shopping done today. Only five months to go people!Got SO much Christmas shopping done today. Only five months to go people!— Bourbon Biccy (@bourbonbiccy) July 24, 2013July 24, 2013
July 22nd
Rising: People hating their freckles
I hate my freckles omg.I hate my freckles omg.— Layla Tucker (@ilovekonatucker) July 21, 2013July 21, 2013
I hate my frecklesI hate my freckles— Autumnnnn (@Autumn11Autumn) July 21, 2013July 21, 2013
Ive learnt to love my freckles ?Ive learnt to love my freckles ?— Fiona✞ (@FionaClaudette) July 19, 2013July 19, 2013
July 19th
Rising: People losing things
I can't find my ripped jeans anywhere ?I can't find my ripped jeans anywhere ?— Maica (@RayanneCurlz) July 19, 2013July 19, 2013
I can't find my eyebrow pencil anywhere..is this some sort of sick jokeI can't find my eyebrow pencil anywhere..is this some sort of sick joke— Kerrie Eyles (@kerrieeyles) July 19, 2013July 19, 2013
Dammit I can't find my driving moccasins anywhere!Dammit I can't find my driving moccasins anywhere!— Dan Lewis (@muffindan) July 19, 2013July 19, 2013
