The Twitter Index

"Does alcohol affect pregnancy tests!? Ma piss is basicly just vodka n jagers lol" - Lucy, 26. Kim: "You preggers?" Lucy: "dunno lol""Does alcohol affect pregnancy tests!? Ma piss is basicly just vodka n jagers lol" - Lucy, 26. Kim: "You preggers?" Lucy: "dunno lol"— Facebook Meltdown (@FBmeltdown) June 29, 2013June 29, 2013

"Do I have idoit written on my forhead? People treat me like one!" - Gareth, 24. Ben: "*Idiot" Gareth: "WTF you call me that for ben!?""Do I have idoit written on my forhead? People treat me like one!" - Gareth, 24. Ben: "*Idiot" Gareth: "WTF you call me that for ben!?"— Facebook Meltdown (@FBmeltdown) June 12, 2013June 12, 2013

"Tulisa got court cos she thick as ! peeps talk fam! That why my danny dont have facebook so no one talk about deals!" - Kay, 27. Perfect."Tulisa got court cos she thick as ! peeps talk fam! That why my danny dont have facebook so no one talk about deals!" - Kay, 27. Perfect.— Facebook Meltdown (@FBmeltdown) June 3, 2013June 3, 2013

"Turned up half hour late to work n told to go home fuckin Pissed of!" - Tom, 24. Ben: "Didn't know you had a job?" Tom replies: "First day""Turned up half hour late to work n told to go home fuckin Pissed of!" - Tom, 24. Ben: "Didn't know you had a job?" Tom replies: "First day"— Facebook Meltdown (@FBmeltdown) February 8, 2013February 8, 2013

"Lol Jane get the rat off me as he going for my armpit coz i smell of chicken lol" - Garry, 27. I have absolutely no idea what to say here."Lol Jane get the rat off me as he going for my armpit coz i smell of chicken lol" - Garry, 27. I have absolutely no idea what to say here.— Facebook Meltdown (@FBmeltdown) October 23, 2012October 23, 2012

Got SO much Christmas shopping done today. Only five months to go people!Got SO much Christmas shopping done today. Only five months to go people!— Bourbon Biccy (@bourbonbiccy) July 24, 2013July 24, 2013

I hate my freckles omg.I hate my freckles omg.— Layla Tucker (@ilovekonatucker) July 21, 2013July 21, 2013

I hate my frecklesI hate my freckles— Autumnnnn (@Autumn11Autumn) July 21, 2013July 21, 2013

Ive learnt to love my freckles ?Ive learnt to love my freckles ?— Fiona✞ (@FionaClaudette) July 19, 2013July 19, 2013

I can't find my ripped jeans anywhere ?I can't find my ripped jeans anywhere ?— Maica (@RayanneCurlz) July 19, 2013July 19, 2013

I can't find my eyebrow pencil anywhere..is this some sort of sick jokeI can't find my eyebrow pencil anywhere..is this some sort of sick joke— Kerrie Eyles (@kerrieeyles) July 19, 2013July 19, 2013

Dammit I can't find my driving moccasins anywhere!Dammit I can't find my driving moccasins anywhere!— Dan Lewis (@muffindan) July 19, 2013July 19, 2013