Tracking the soaring stocks and junk bonds of social media, helping you to invest carefully and speculate wisely. (By Rhodri Marsden)

July 2nd

Falling: "Asking for help"

June 27th

Falling: "Mandela gun-jumpers"

June 26th

Falling: "Andrew Selous MP"

Let’s first remind ourselves of Hartman's Law of Prescriptivist Retaliation, which states the following: Any article or statement about correct grammar, punctuation, or spelling is bound to contain at least one eror". The last tweet sent by Andrew Selous, MP for South West Bedfordshire, is a prime example. He’s taken it down, now, but fortunately the evidence will exist for evermore:

JUNE 24th