People are predictably taking the piss out of a festival in Kettering called Kettfest

I went to Kettering once, it is very nice and has some lovely pubs, but that’s about it really – it’s certainly not known for its wild parties or all-night raves. Maybe an all-night cheese binge or two, but nothing too extreme.

Or at least, it wasn’t. Annual art, culture, music and community festival Kettfest has been running since 2015, and is a great way to spend a day, pottering about, looking at wicker baskets, eating ice cream and just being a wholesome, normal adult. Only thing is, look at its name. It’s got a funny name that means something else. Something naughty.

So obviously, this being the internet and all, people have jumped on it like rabid dogs on a bone, and taken the mick. A quick scroll through the Facebook comments and there’s some real gold to be found – here are some choice cuts: