Bottom line: Women look great while jogging, men look like a mess. That will never change.
Best way round it is to make sure your feet look great and your trainers perform brilliantly.
Step forward (punarama!) Nike’s newest Air Zoom Vomero, designed specifically for the male foot. As well as looking good, these shoes have Zoom air units in the heel and forefoot which means you get one hell of a cushty ride, Rodders.
The male version has elastic mesh panels that lock the foot down and stretch and flex with the foot for extra support. This updated running shoe also has a mesh inner sleeve which wraps around your entire foot for a plush and comfortable fit.
This shoe also accepts the revolutionary new Nike+ sensor which helps you track the miles you clock up. Or don't. Plus your feet breathe brilliantly, so no more leaving your trainers outside the front door for the local 'yoof' to pinch.