Sometimes, the only pertinent question is: WHY GOD, WHY?
A Brazilian man has gone viral on the internet after filming himself finding a giant anaconda asleep in his kitchen and doing the sensible thing: running away.
Oh no, hang on, that's not what he did. No, in his infinite wisdom, he decided to pat the massive snake - the largest type of snake in the world by weight - which was clearly quite content and snoozing away, not wishing to be disturbed - with predictable results.
How does an anaconda end up in a man's kitchen?
Is this normal?
Why would you pat it - would you at least not use a stick?
Why did God create such a creature?
If someone could get back to us on all these, that would be much appreciated.