
Don’t trust anyone. Don’t trust anything. Trust is not a word that should be in your vocabulary, because it doesn’t exist. Everything is a lie, nothing is real, the universe is make-believe. This is what I think, obviously, and thankfully there is a huge bunch of similarly like-minded conspiracy theorists that live on the internet to back me up. As it happens, a lot of them live on Reddit, and are wont to plaster their views across that very website on a regular basis (thank God), particularly when someone prompts them.
As such, when the question “What conspiracy theory do you 100% buy into and why?” was posed on the site recently, the paranoid Redditors emerged to wake the sheeple.
Here are some of the most convincing answers:
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All very convincing, sure, but if there’s one that’s 100% definitely true, it’s this, sorry:
THEY’RE ONTO YOU.
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