Who-oah, we're halfway there. You're already singing it aren't you? And don't pretend you don't know every single word to it, because even if you hate it, you know it.
Tommy used to work where? The docks. You know it. We know it. Your gran knows it. She even knows that Gina works the diner all day.
Released back in 1986, the song followed up their first real hit You Give Love A Bad Name and was an even bigger smash, catapulting them to global fame and success which they've sustained ever since.
And, despite being over 30 years old, it's now become the latest meme to spread its way across the internet. We would explain it, but it's pretty obvious how it works. Behold, the best ones below: