The ‘drunk’ emoji is the being sick one, isn’t it? That’s how you best describe Bogsy last night, as per, again, with a big sick emoji. Silly Bogsy, what is he like?
But what if Bogsy wasn’t actually sick? What if he was simply dry blotto? How do you describe his antics then? Well, like this:
Meet “woozy face”, one of 158 new emojis to hit iOS with its latest update (12.1). Only now, after all this time, do you have the Bogsy emoji, and life is complete.
Alongside Bogsy, you’ve also got a host of other fun emojis to describe various situations with. Like a leg one, for when you need to describe a situation about your leg; or a llama one, for when you need to describe a situation about your llama; or a two-bricks one, which you could use in conjunction with a lettuce one, combined with a bacteria in a petri dish one, for when you need to describe a situation about your two bricks, lettuce and bacteria in a petri dish. It’s all so easy now!
In case you were wondering, here’s the full list of all the new emojis:
Fun, no? Get updating ya bozos! They’re available now, and for free. No money at all to describe a particularly hair-raising situation you just had with a lobster and some toilet roll - what a bargain.