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Annoyed Scottish delivery driver goes viral with sweary voicemail

We’re all for parcel couriers being efficient, but this might be taking it a little too far…

When failing to deliver a package to a house, a Scottish delivery driver left a swear-laden answerphone rant for the intended recipient, fuming that a neighbour would not come to the door even though he could see they were inside the house.

“You can see the light on through the... spy hole but they would nay f***ing answer the f***ing door!” said the vexed chap, sounding like the world’s angriest Jehovah's Witness.

As yet, there’s no word on whether the message was left deliberately, but given the audio is now going viral we’re sure it’s just a matter of time before we find out. Perhaps he works for FedXXX.

'Ah, f*cking nightmare' indeed.