Tristan Cross
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Why Ryan Giggs is a truly dreadful choice for Wales manager
The man is a jabroni of the worst order and I hope he gets fired on his first day
By Tristan Cross Published
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I made £1k on cryptocurrency in two weeks and I don’t even know what a bitcoin is
The secret of my success? Blind hope and wilful ignorance
By Tristan Cross Published
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Everyone in London needs to learn some damn spatial awareness, except me
Get out of my way
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Why Big Neville Southall and his Twitter account are an example to us all
Inside his world of compassion, political activism and skeletons
By Tristan Cross Published
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American Vandal is essential viewing in the era of voyeuristic true-crime docs
How the mockumentary perfectly skewers our unhealthy obsession with amateur whodunnits
By Tristan Cross Published
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What it's like to hate food in the age of #foodporn
I can't find joy in eating, and no, your favourite restaurant won't change that
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9 'Game of Thrones' Season 8 fan theories - from someone who has watched one episode
I watched 'The Dragon and the Wolf', and now I have some predictions
By Tristan Cross Published
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Who would win in a fight between Floyd Mayweather, Conor McGregor and Hypno-Disc?
The question on everyone's lips
By Tristan Cross Published
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Why 'Get a House for Free' is an unintentionally important watch
We can't solve the housing crisis by giving away flats on television
By Tristan Cross Published
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'The Sims' is not escapism, it's the saddest game ever made
Want an escape from real life? Do anything but reinstall The Sims
By Tristan Cross Published
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We pinpointed the exact moment The Simpsons should have ended
Consider every episode after this null and void
By Tristan Cross Published
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It's vital that tragedy is politicised, no matter how uncomfortable that makes us
To say otherwise is to accept that the loss of life can only be endured, not prevented
By Tristan Cross Published
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All 20 Premier League clubs as Formula 1 cars
Which club looks best on the track?
By Tristan Cross Published
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The only Vines worth preserving
The most important cultural artefacts of our time
By Tristan Cross Published
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Limmy on mental health, millennials and the sitcom that never happened
We had the pleasure of interviewing the polymath Scottish comedian. Surprisingly down to earth, and actually VERY funny.
By Tristan Cross Published
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Football Manager scouts brutally assessed our crap kickabout to see how shit we really are
Would our childhood dreams be ruined by the world's most popular football simulator?
By Tristan Cross Published
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Every unbearable argument you will have with your family this Christmas
All the best traditional blazing rows that will take place over the dinner table this year
By Tristan Cross Published
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The greatest alternative Christmas playlist
Festive (but not explicitly festive) tunes that you can hammer all year
By Tristan Cross Published
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Here are the 42 reasons the Heinz beans advert was a true danger to kids everywhere
Downright irresponsible!
By Tristan Cross Published
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Here are all the fake quotes and images that everyone (wrongly) believed to be real
Delete these
By Tristan Cross Published
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We’re really sorry but Donald Trump is the US President now
2016 is relentless
By Tristan Cross Published
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Toblerone has changed the shape of its bars and it's frankly outrageous
The new design is a middle finger to the entire world
By Tristan Cross Published
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The most legitimately annoying characters on television
The small screen's worst fun sponges
By Tristan Cross Published
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The new 12-sided one pound coin might be a right pain in the arse
The redesign will be phased in from March 2017
By Tristan Cross Published
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