The Twitter Index

published 10 October 2013

Tracking the soaring stocks and junk bonds of social media, helping you to invest carefully and speculate wisely. (By Rhodri Marsden)

October 28th, 2013

Falling: Garden Furniture

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THE STORM HAS HIT LONDON HELP! pic.twitter.com/nL9u0HY8H4THE STORM HAS HIT LONDON HELP! pic.twitter.com/nL9u0HY8H4- Justin Bieber (@biebersbrows) October 27, 2013 October 27, 2013

Carnage across the UK due to the 'storm' pic.twitter.com/3nE1cNo8tuCarnage across the UK due to the 'storm' pic.twitter.com/3nE1cNo8tu- Dazza (@Dazz_stance) October 28, 2013 October 28, 2013

October 25th, 2013

Rising: @jamesblunt

James blunt is a complete and utter tosspotJames blunt is a complete and utter tosspot- 19 Days.... (@pottypoo) October 19, 2013 October 19, 2013

October 24th, 2013

Falling: Q&A Fails

Harry Redknapp is a fucking bellend.Harry Redknapp is a fucking bellend.- The First (@CharmzzTheFirst) October 19, 2013 October 19, 2013

October 22nd, 2013

Rising: @everyword

October 18th, 2013

Rising: @Grand_designz

October 16th, 2013

Rising: Pink skies

the sky is really pink and light blue and pretty it looks like a bath with a dissolved bath bomb in itthe sky is really pink and light blue and pretty it looks like a bath with a dissolved bath bomb in it- els (@lightsxber) October 16, 2013 October 16, 2013

Pink sky in the morning Shepard's warning ⚠️⚠️⚠️ pic.twitter.com/mUgVlBb7O8Pink sky in the morning Shepard's warning ⚠️⚠️⚠️ pic.twitter.com/mUgVlBb7O8- ellie aucott (@ellllxxx) October 16, 2013 October 16, 2013

Everyone is saying the sky is pink but where I live its fucking greyEveryone is saying the sky is pink but where I live its fucking grey- rocio. (@Stratfordsgangs) October 16, 2013 October 16, 2013

OK WE GET IT THE SKY IS FUCKING PINKOK WE GET IT THE SKY IS FUCKING PINK- dom (@likedxm) October 16, 2013 October 16, 2013

Lets all have a fat wank over the pink sky why don't weLets all have a fat wank over the pink sky why don't we- ViED (@Alexvi3d) October 16, 2013 October 16, 2013

October 15th, 2013

Flatlining: Passion

I am passionate about holiday leftoversI am passionate about holiday leftovers- alora (@alora14o) October 14, 2013 October 14, 2013

Everything I do, I'm passionate about.Everything I do, I'm passionate about.- Natrium Spiro Kalium (@19946DresdenSt) October 14, 2013 October 14, 2013

I'm good at a lot of things but passionate about nothingI'm good at a lot of things but passionate about nothing- Santiago (@obiEscobar) July 10, 2013 July 10, 2013

October 11th, 2013

Rising: @SwearingClock

Half 11 you arseholesHalf 11 you arseholes- The Swearing Clock (@SwearingClock) September 11, 2013 September 11, 2013

5 to 3 you cocks5 to 3 you cocks- The Swearing Clock (@SwearingClock) September 13, 2013 September 13, 2013

Half 12 you titHalf 12 you tit- The Swearing Clock (@SwearingClock) September 15, 2013 September 15, 2013

10 am you twats10 am you twats- The Swearing Clock (@SwearingClock) September 25, 2013 September 25, 2013

Cold and Cloudy you bell ends highs of 18 fucking degreesCold and Cloudy you bell ends highs of 18 fucking degrees- THE BASTARD WEATHER (@SwearingWeather) October 1, 2013 October 1, 2013

As Content Director of Shortlist, Marc likes nothing more than to compile endless lists of an evening by candlelight. He started out life as a movie writer for numerous (now defunct) magazines and soon found himself online - editing a gaggle of gadget sites, including TechRadar, Digital Camera World and Tom's Guide UK. At Shortlist you'll find him mostly writing about movies and tech, so no change there then.