Jump to Main ContentJump to Primary Navigation
Top

The rudest map of the UK you will ever see

"Next stop, Tickle Cock Bridge."

Along with the ability to drink six cups of tea in a single day and not be considered a crazy person, one other great advantage of living in Britain is regularly tittering at inadvertently rude place names.

In this regard we really are spoilt for choice…

Hardly surprising really: we’ve been naming things on this island for hundreds of years. And paying ode to just how chuckle-worthy some of these places are, here comes a list of the best of them, smartly compiled into map form.

Laid out by the fittingly named Strumpshaw, Tincleton & Giggleswick – and don’t worry, there are giggles aplenty - 1,4000 of the sassiest streets and towns have been included in the poster which are available from the website with delivery.

With any luck addressed to:

Spunkie, 
East Breast, 
The Paps,
Scotland

Related

UK-stereotypes.jpg

The stereotype map of Britain according to North Londoners

fuckoffee.jpg

A Rudely Named Coffee Shop Has Been Forced To Remove Its Sign

Maps.jpg

Foreign Office reveal the 18 most dangerous countries in the world

greatamericannovelmap3.jpg

A beautiful Great American Novel map

hauntedunderground2.jpg

Spooky map of the most haunted London underground stations

maps.jpg

Google Maps now has an awesome offline mode

Comments

More

Tory MPs cheer as they vote to block emergency service salary increase

They've been slammed for being "insensitive"

by Dave Fawbert
29 Jun 2017

People are sharing the cringiest things they've said to their crushes

So much second hand embarrassment

by Emily Reynolds
29 Jun 2017

Amazon's massive Prime Day sale is coming in less than two weeks

Get ready for some deaaalllls

by Carl Anka
29 Jun 2017

Old man rakes in free drinks in Magaluf by looking like Morgan Freeman

You just would, wouldn't you?

by Alex Finnis
29 Jun 2017

This is the spelling rule you were taught that's not actually true

You've been lied to all this time

by Dave Fawbert
28 Jun 2017

Jon Snow says he doesn't remember shouting "Fuck the Tories" at Glasto

Fair enough - nobody remembers what they did at Glastonbury

by Gary Ogden
28 Jun 2017

Time magazine have told Trump to take his fake cover down

They've been habnging in his golf clubs for years

by Dave Fawbert
28 Jun 2017

This beautiful animation transforms the Tube map to its real geography

It's mesmerising

by Dave Fawbert
28 Jun 2017

A man from Newcastle flew to London via Spain, because it was cheaper

Bit of an effort though mate

by Gary Ogden
28 Jun 2017

Can you be in love with someone with different politics to you?

We spoke to the people trying to form coalition of chaos in the bedroom

by Sam Diss
28 Jun 2017