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The rudest map of the UK you will ever see

"Next stop, Tickle Cock Bridge."

Along with the ability to drink six cups of tea in a single day and not be considered a crazy person, one other great advantage of living in Britain is regularly tittering at inadvertently rude place names.

In this regard we really are spoilt for choice…

Hardly surprising really: we’ve been naming things on this island for hundreds of years. And paying ode to just how chuckle-worthy some of these places are, here comes a list of the best of them, smartly compiled into map form.

Laid out by the fittingly named Strumpshaw, Tincleton & Giggleswick – and don’t worry, there are giggles aplenty - 1,4000 of the sassiest streets and towns have been included in the poster which are available from the website with delivery.

With any luck addressed to:

Spunkie, 
East Breast, 
The Paps,
Scotland

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