Michael Gove. Is he really a human?
He appears to be unable to clap like a human. He is unable to drink like a human. And, given his Machiavellian behaviour in the wake of the Referendum result, he’s almost certainly cold blooded.
No, it’s clear to us that Michael Gove does not belong amongst us homo sapiens.
And, if any more evidence were needed that Michael Gove were, in fact, a reptile, then look no further than our 11 examples below.
Komodo Dragon / Michael Gove
Crocodile / Michael Gove
Chameleon / Michael Gove
Iguana / Michael Gove
Blacktail Rattlesnake / Michael Gove
Frill Necked Lizard / Michael Gove
Blue tongued skink / Michael Gove
Bush viper / Michael Gove
Blue headed agama lizard / Michael Gove
Komodo dragon / Michael Gove
Alligator / Michael Gove
Tortoise / Michael Gove
Donald Trump / Michael Gove
AND HERE’S A BONUS FISH-A-LIKE:
Unknown Fish / Michael Gove
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