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These honest Fyre Festival posters are much, much more accurate

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As you most definitely know by now, Fyre Festival was a complete disaster. So much was promised to so many, and not a jot of it was delivered. That non-delivery was, in some cases, to the tune of $12,000, so there’s no surprise people were (and still hugely are) mightily pissed off.

Promotional materials released in the run-up to the fest have also been leaked, and let’s just say that to some, it might have been obvious that things weren’t going to go ahead as planned. You can check some of them out here.

Either way, I’ve created my own, much more honest posters and press materials that can be used for next year’s festival, should the organisers so wish. You can find them below:

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I’ll be waiting by the phone. 

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