Grab a ladder. Right now, don't ask questions.
Head to your loft.
Locate that bin bag full of those VHS cassettes you stowed up there back in 1997 "just in case" - you sly old dog you.
The cause of this mad dash? To see if you have any of the most valuable VHS tapes sitting unnoticed in dark, damp storage.
LoveAntiques.com has commissioned a 'VHS expert' (new favourite job) to compile a list of the rarest, most valuable black plastic rectangles that time forgot.
See if you have any of the following...
The Love Butcher (Intervision) £200
The Evil Dead (Palace)
Madhouse (Medusa, alternative sleeve with cartoon dog at top)
Nightmare Maker (Atlantis - alternative orange sleeve)
Hitchhike to Hell (VRO)
Anthropophagus the Beast (Video Shack)
House of Perversity (GO)
Farewell Africa (Fletcher)
Death Curse Of Tartu (Knockout)
Black Decameron (Intervision)
The Flesh Eaters (Knockout)
Don't Open the Window (Films of the 80s)
Lemora, Lady Dracula (IFS)
Journey Into The Beyond (Citycenta GO)
The Legend of Hillbilly John (Rainbow)
The Beast in Heat (JVI)
Frankenstein's Castle of Freaks (JVI)