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July 12th
Rising: "@Mangal2"
July 11th
Falling: "@KTHopkins"
July 9th
Falling: "#FailedBiscuits"
July 8th
Rising: "@WHS_carpet"
this is my disgusting carpet pic.twitter.com/3bbxIEf2h9this is my disgusting carpet pic.twitter.com/3bbxIEf2h9— inside voices (@everdeening) May 13, 2013May 13, 2013
July 4th
Rising: "@ITSSADWHEN"
The thing about life is that you never knowThe thing about life is that you never know— Claire Tamar (@Always_TAMARow) July 2, 2013July 2, 2013
IT'S SAD WHEN YOU SHOW FRIENDS THE FLYING CAR YOU INVENTED AND YOU HAVEN'T GOT ANY FRIENDS AND YOU'VE TAPED AN OWL TO A RENAULT CLIO.IT'S SAD WHEN YOU SHOW FRIENDS THE FLYING CAR YOU INVENTED AND YOU HAVEN'T GOT ANY FRIENDS AND YOU'VE TAPED AN OWL TO A RENAULT CLIO.— It's Sad When... (@ITSSADWHEN) July 2, 2013July 2, 2013
IT'S SAD WHEN YOU SEND A ROMANTIC TEXT MESSAGE TO A LOVER AND YOU READ IT BACK AND IT SAYS 'I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT TERRY WOGAN'S BALLS'IT'S SAD WHEN YOU SEND A ROMANTIC TEXT MESSAGE TO A LOVER AND YOU READ IT BACK AND IT SAYS 'I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT TERRY WOGAN'S BALLS'— It's Sad When... (@ITSSADWHEN) July 2, 2013July 2, 2013
IT'S SAD WHEN YOU ASK YOUR BEST FRIEND MARTIN FOR FINANCIAL ADVICE AND MARTIN TURNS OUT TO BE A CUNNING WIZARD AND NOW YOU'RE PREGNANT.IT'S SAD WHEN YOU ASK YOUR BEST FRIEND MARTIN FOR FINANCIAL ADVICE AND MARTIN TURNS OUT TO BE A CUNNING WIZARD AND NOW YOU'RE PREGNANT.— It's Sad When... (@ITSSADWHEN) June 27, 2013June 27, 2013
IT'S SAD WHEN YOU HAVE A GREAT IDEA AND YOU TELL YOUR FRIENDS AND YOU HAVEN'T GOT ANY FRIENDS AND YOU'VE GLUED A LIGHTBULB TO YOUR HEAD.IT'S SAD WHEN YOU HAVE A GREAT IDEA AND YOU TELL YOUR FRIENDS AND YOU HAVEN'T GOT ANY FRIENDS AND YOU'VE GLUED A LIGHTBULB TO YOUR HEAD.— It's Sad When... (@ITSSADWHEN) June 18, 2013June 18, 2013
It's sad when you realize the truth about the realityIt's sad when you realize the truth about the reality— Saaam(: (@saamzdzinicki) July 4, 2013July 4, 2013
IT'S SAD WHEN YOU THROW A HALLOWEEN PARTY AT YOUR PLACE AND NOBODY SHOWS UP APART FROM A GUY DRESSED AS DEATH AND HE IS DEATH.IT'S SAD WHEN YOU THROW A HALLOWEEN PARTY AT YOUR PLACE AND NOBODY SHOWS UP APART FROM A GUY DRESSED AS DEATH AND HE IS DEATH.— It's Sad When... (@ITSSADWHEN) October 30, 2012October 30, 2012
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