No, that's not a headline we thought we'd be writing today either.
The cause of this glorious string of words is the latest visual effects demonstration from video sorcerer Bill Parker.
Having strapped a GoPro to his head and played about in a desert location, Parker has subsequently tweaked the footage to include a glowing lightsaber, a platoon of pesky storm troopers, a close encounter with a TIE Fighter and even an ATAT.
Sure, it's not quite as good as more actual Star Wars: The Force Awakens footage, but it's pretty close.
Now if only we could get a video of what Parker looked like messing about with a toy lightsabre with a GoPro strapped to his head - that would be entertaining.