The Twitter Index

published 18 March 2014

Tracking the soaring stocks and junk bonds of social media, helping you to invest carefully and speculate wisely. (By Rhodri Marsden)

March 25th, 2014

Rising:

March 21st, 2014

Falling:

The Beatles are overrated.The Beatles are overrated.- Bas Grasmayer (@Spartz) February 18, 2014 February 18, 2014

how can you say that the beatles are overrated thats just sillyhow can you say that the beatles are overrated thats just silly- The Beatles (@taintedsheart) March 17, 2014 March 17, 2014

March 19th, 2014

Flatlining

And, perhaps most gloriously, "let us chat on chat":

"Let us chat on chat" is making tears run down my face with glee. But hang on. Maybe it's not an art-prank. Maybe Peter is a real person. Oh god. I just don't know anymore. Hm. Anyway, when the link to this Twitter Index is posted on Twitter, we'll link to @PeterMerrickUK. I don't know how he's going to react, but I'll be watching. Peter, I salute you. Let us chat on chat.

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March 18th, 2014

Rising:

If I won the lottery I'd fuck off to Bora Bora and never come backIf I won the lottery I'd fuck off to Bora Bora and never come back- Joey (@joeycaldecott) March 18, 2014 March 18, 2014

If I won the lottery then I'd send my boss a £5 note with a picture of my arse attached to itIf I won the lottery then I'd send my boss a £5 note with a picture of my arse attached to it- Stu Astbury (@Stuastbury) March 18, 2014 March 18, 2014

If I won the lottery the first thing I would do would be to buy 350k twitter followersIf I won the lottery the first thing I would do would be to buy 350k twitter followers- Jake Kilgore (@Jake_Tweets_) March 18, 2014 March 18, 2014

If I won the lottery I would legit fund a PSA campaign about how leggings are not trousers.If I won the lottery I would legit fund a PSA campaign about how leggings are not trousers.- ruairidh (@rrrruairidh) March 18, 2014 March 18, 2014