

Tracking the soaring stocks and junk bonds of social media, helping you to invest carefully and speculate wisely. (By Rhodri Marsden)
March 25th, 2014
Rising:
March 21st, 2014
Falling:
The Beatles are overrated.The Beatles are overrated.- Bas Grasmayer (@Spartz) February 18, 2014February 18, 2014
how can you say that the beatles are overrated thats just sillyhow can you say that the beatles are overrated thats just silly- The Beatles (@taintedsheart) March 17, 2014March 17, 2014
March 19th, 2014
Flatlining
And, perhaps most gloriously, "let us chat on chat":
"Let us chat on chat" is making tears run down my face with glee. But hang on. Maybe it's not an art-prank. Maybe Peter is a real person. Oh god. I just don't know anymore. Hm. Anyway, when the link to this Twitter Index is posted on Twitter, we'll link to @PeterMerrickUK. I don't know how he's going to react, but I'll be watching. Peter, I salute you. Let us chat on chat.
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March 18th, 2014
Rising:
If I won the lottery I'd fuck off to Bora Bora and never come backIf I won the lottery I'd fuck off to Bora Bora and never come back- Joey (@joeycaldecott) March 18, 2014March 18, 2014
If I won the lottery then I'd send my boss a £5 note with a picture of my arse attached to itIf I won the lottery then I'd send my boss a £5 note with a picture of my arse attached to it- Stu Astbury (@Stuastbury) March 18, 2014March 18, 2014
If I won the lottery the first thing I would do would be to buy 350k twitter followersIf I won the lottery the first thing I would do would be to buy 350k twitter followers- Jake Kilgore (@Jake_Tweets_) March 18, 2014March 18, 2014
If I won the lottery I would legit fund a PSA campaign about how leggings are not trousers.If I won the lottery I would legit fund a PSA campaign about how leggings are not trousers.- ruairidh (@rrrruairidh) March 18, 2014March 18, 2014
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