The Twitter Index

If I won the lottery I'd fuck off to Bora Bora and never come backIf I won the lottery I'd fuck off to Bora Bora and never come back- Joey (@joeycaldecott) March 18, 2014March 18, 2014

If I won the lottery then I'd send my boss a £5 note with a picture of my arse attached to itIf I won the lottery then I'd send my boss a £5 note with a picture of my arse attached to it- Stu Astbury (@Stuastbury) March 18, 2014March 18, 2014

If I won the lottery the first thing I would do would be to buy 350k twitter followersIf I won the lottery the first thing I would do would be to buy 350k twitter followers- Jake Kilgore (@Jake_Tweets_) March 18, 2014March 18, 2014

If I won the lottery I would legit fund a PSA campaign about how leggings are not trousers.If I won the lottery I would legit fund a PSA campaign about how leggings are not trousers.- ruairidh (@rrrruairidh) March 18, 2014March 18, 2014

Isn't obvious that Malaysian Government is hiding something about the missing flight ??Isn't obvious that Malaysian Government is hiding something about the missing flight ??- Devagi Nadaraja (@DeviNagalingam) March 12, 2014March 12, 2014

50 followers please guys? nearly at my goal! ?50 followers please guys? nearly at my goal! ?- pipppp 卌 (@indieecalum) March 3, 2014March 3, 2014

Nearly at 60 followers thank you for everyone that has followed me maybe I could get to 100 ❤❤ xxNearly at 60 followers thank you for everyone that has followed me maybe I could get to 100 ❤❤ xx- ♡ AMY ♡ (@Amy3Barnes) March 1, 2014March 1, 2014

I love u followers please share me im nearly om 200 followers please grt me there + I follow back kk love u all xI love u followers please share me im nearly om 200 followers please grt me there + I follow back kk love u all x- hey_its_Anna_Louise (@Secret_Sound22) March 5, 2014March 5, 2014

We are nearly at 300 followers! Once we reach 300 one of our lucky followers will win a free photo shoot with us!We are nearly at 300 followers! Once we reach 300 one of our lucky followers will win a free photo shoot with us!- Wow Photography (@wowphotostudio) March 3, 2014March 3, 2014

NEARLY AT 2000 FOLLOWERS.... RT FOR A CHANCE TO WIN OUR SECRET PRIZE XNEARLY AT 2000 FOLLOWERS.... RT FOR A CHANCE TO WIN OUR SECRET PRIZE X- Zest (@Zest_Hair) March 3, 2014March 3, 2014

My friend Dan says: "It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels"My friend Dan says: "It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels"- Robyn Thomson (@BynThomson) October 16, 2011October 16, 2011

It's sad how Wile E. Coyote will forever be remembered for his violence and not his beautifully constructed lifelike paintings of tunnels.It's sad how Wile E. Coyote will forever be remembered for his violence and not his beautifully constructed lifelike paintings of tunnels.- Gary Ó'Nualláin (@GazzaONuallain) October 30, 2011October 30, 2011

THIS TEA TASTES DISGUSTINGTHIS TEA TASTES DISGUSTING- HE FOLLOWED ME (@avxnsthankful) February 25, 2014February 25, 2014

This tastes disgusting.This tastes disgusting.- Vinny Hurrell (@vinnybelfast) February 24, 2014February 24, 2014

This coffee tastes disgusting and I wanna dieThis coffee tastes disgusting and I wanna die- honey cocaine bitch (@nvadluia) February 23, 2014February 23, 2014

this cookie tastes disgustingthis cookie tastes disgusting- anal juice (@idapatrishaxx) February 20, 2014February 20, 2014

And this ramen tastes disgustingAnd this ramen tastes disgusting- Jessyca (@JessiiJaycee) February 19, 2014February 19, 2014