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The Twitter Index

By Admin

22 January 2014

Tracking the soaring stocks and junk bonds of social media, helping you to invest carefully and speculate wisely. (By Rhodri Marsden)

February 18th, 2014

Rising:@PicPedant

Whitby, England pic.twitter.com/L8rEqkOm4h
- Earth Pics (@EarthPix) February 18, 2014

this page

February 14th, 2014

Rising:

February 13th, 2013

Falling:

Roses are Red like the colour of my heart.Your eyes are blue like the ocean. who Be my Valentine to make my life complete.
- Martin Bennett (@BennettMartinb) February 13, 2014

Roses are red Violets are blue. You're about as pleasant As World War 2.
- Jake Duff (@D_Duberstein) February 13, 2014

February 10th, 2013

Falling:

Valentine's Day can kiss my arse.
- ~sarcasm queen~ (@CourtneyySusan) February 7, 2014

Valentine's day: fuck yourself!
- My lITtle LePRecHauN (@Miridpv) February 10, 2014

Valentine's Day: Making single people feel like shit since AD 496.
- Sheep&Cheerful (@properbopeep69) February 10, 2014

Valentine's day is such shit
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIC♥ (@adlovesmusic) February 10, 2014

Valentine's Day's coming up. I plan to light a candle before my evening wank.
- James Dudley (@MrJamesDudley) February 9, 2014

Fuck Valentine's day. This year I'm setting up an air-defense system programmed to take out fat flying kids packing bows & arrows.
- Elmacdad (@MdUNH) February 10, 2014

February 6th, 2014

Rising:

February 4th, 2014

Flatlining

been in the news lately

Andrei Zmievski @l @i

January 31st, 2014

Rising:@Anagramatron

Migraine. Day two. That is hell.
- Tom's banana (@gelooogen) January 31, 2014

@anagramatron @cmyr

Reflection Shit Paper.
- Timmy Lomarda (@agentemsss) January 25, 2014

over at github.

January 30th, 2014

Flatlining

January 28th, 2014

Rising:@GalacticKeegan

January 24th, 2013

Falling:

More intriguing, however, are the ones that people are producing to email between themselves and their co-workers about other co-workers that they don't like very much:

Poor Ross. Poor Alan. Poor Katy.

Anyway, the more people that know that this useful service exists, the less likely it is that we'll have to cope with people wailing "FAKE!" next time someone posts a fake tube sign. It's OK, Sherlock. We know it's fake. Things don't have to be real to be funny – although it usually helps.
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