Tracking the soaring stocks and junk bonds of social media, helping you to invest carefully and speculate wisely. (By Rhodri Marsden)
February 18th, 2014
Rising:@PicPedant
Whitby, England pic.twitter.com/L8rEqkOm4hWhitby, England pic.twitter.com/L8rEqkOm4h- Earth Pics (@EarthPix) February 18, 2014February 18, 2014
February 14th, 2014
Rising:
February 13th, 2013
Falling:
Roses are Red like the colour of my heart.Your eyes are blue like the ocean. who Be my Valentine to make my life complete.Roses are Red like the colour of my heart.Your eyes are blue like the ocean. who Be my Valentine to make my life complete.- Martin Bennett (@BennettMartinb) February 13, 2014February 13, 2014
Roses are red Violets are blue. You're about as pleasant As World War 2.Roses are red Violets are blue. You're about as pleasant As World War 2.- Jake Duff (@D_Duberstein) February 13, 2014February 13, 2014
February 10th, 2013
Falling:
Valentine's Day can kiss my arse.Valentine's Day can kiss my arse.- ~sarcasm queen~ (@CourtneyySusan) February 7, 2014February 7, 2014
Valentine's day: fuck yourself!Valentine's day: fuck yourself!- My lITtle LePRecHauN (@Miridpv) February 10, 2014February 10, 2014
Valentine's Day: Making single people feel like shit since AD 496.Valentine's Day: Making single people feel like shit since AD 496.- Sheep&Cheerful (@properbopeep69) February 10, 2014February 10, 2014
Valentine's day is such shitValentine's day is such shit- HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIC♥ (@adlovesmusic) February 10, 2014February 10, 2014
Valentine's Day's coming up. I plan to light a candle before my evening wank.Valentine's Day's coming up. I plan to light a candle before my evening wank.- James Dudley (@MrJamesDudley) February 9, 2014February 9, 2014
Fuck Valentine's day. This year I'm setting up an air-defense system programmed to take out fat flying kids packing bows & arrows.Fuck Valentine's day. This year I'm setting up an air-defense system programmed to take out fat flying kids packing bows & arrows.- Elmacdad (@MdUNH) February 10, 2014February 10, 2014
February 6th, 2014
Rising:
February 4th, 2014
Flatliningbeen in the news latelyAndrei Zmievski@l@i
January 31st, 2014
Rising:@Anagramatron
Migraine. Day two. That is hell.Migraine. Day two. That is hell.- Tom's banana (@gelooogen) January 31, 2014January 31, 2014
Reflection Shit Paper.Reflection Shit Paper.- Timmy Lomarda (@agentemsss) January 25, 2014January 25, 2014
January 30th, 2014
Flatlining
January 28th, 2014
Rising:@GalacticKeegan
January 24th, 2013
Falling:
More intriguing, however, are the ones that people are producing to email between themselves and their co-workers about other co-workers that they don't like very much:
Poor Ross. Poor Alan. Poor Katy.
Anyway, the more people that know that this useful service exists, the less likely it is that we'll have to cope with people wailing "FAKE!" next time someone posts a fake tube sign. It's OK, Sherlock. We know it's fake. Things don't have to be real to be funny – although it usually helps.
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January 20th, 2014
Rising:a member of a political party claimsthat particular party is the UK's favourite
