Be honest, you're not as good at Call of Duty as you used to be, are you?
Your kill-to-death ratio used to be something worthy of sticking on your CV, your reactions bordered on prescient, you'd spend more time chatting to your mates over Xbox Live than in real life.
And then it just sort of... stopped. You met other people. Went to pubs. Left your controller cold and neglected.
All that's about to change; Call of Duty is calling you back to the action with its latest instalment, Infinite Warfare.
After the nations of Earth unified as the United Nations Space Alliance to colonize the solar system and seek out precious resources, a fanatical and relentless enemy faction emerged from those living on the frontier—the Settlement Defense Front. Now, the Settlement Defense Front has struck back at the UNSA and sparked full-scale war - seeing you do battle on the surface of a war-torn future Earth to orbital combat in killer space ships. Brilliant.
While we've seen some of the solo-player action (see below), we've yet to be treated to any glimpses of multiplayer - the main event of the CoD franchise. Our first look will come on Friday 2 September at 18:00 BST, streamed from CoD's Twitch account - which you can watch below. Expect it to be fast, frantic and probably full of space stuff.