Behold! You can now get a monstrously massive foot-long pig-in-blanket for your Christmas dinner

It’s the undisputed king of the Christmas dinner table – and now you can get even more of your most favourite festive food with the announcement that Aldi is bringing out a gloriously huge foot-long pig-in-blanket.

Not content with the traditional small-fry options, the German supermarket is going balls to the wall this Yuletide season with the ridiculous 12-inch pork sausage.

I mean, just look at those monsters:

Yep, there they are:

The giant pig-in-blanket is coming to stores on 6 December and will cost £2.99 for a pack of two. So there’s plenty of time to trial it before you actually get around to prepping your Christmas meal at the end of the month.

Christmas obsessives took the news very well on Twitter:

The foot-long pig in blanket will be available in all Aldi stores across the UK.

And while you’re in the early Christmas mood, why not check out these eight easy Christmas dinner hacks, according to top chefs, or these 15 boozy Christmas food and drink recipes that’ll make you drunk and happy?

Go on. You know you want to. And when no-one’s looking you can even quietly put on some Christmas tunes and slip into your fave Jeremy Corbyn Christmas jumper – we won’t judge. 

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(Images: Getty / Aldi)