Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens
Guarding plot-lines as keenly as the blueprints to the Death Star, prankster-in-chief J.J. Abrams has been teasing us for the best part of a year now, giving us a glimpse of an X-Wing here, the odd look at an unidentifiable creature there, and other sneak peaks of the set in his aim to whip up interest. No danger there...
We've been left to sate our appetite with enough fake fan-made trailers to make us want to dismantle our Facebook feed with a lightsaber, just adding to the hype machine around the latest chapter in the sci-fi saga.
Happily, however, it looks to be right on the money. Jar Jar Binks doesn't appear once, basically.
Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens opens in cinemas from 18 December 2015