Jump to Main ContentJump to Primary Navigation
Top

You Can Now Get Penis (And Vagina) Emoji And They’re Terrifying

egg-plant.jpg

Depending on where you work this is probably NSFW

“Yeah, I was on Tinder and I couldn’t find the right penis emoji so I had to send the eggplant. It ruined everything.”

Is a sentence that no right thinking person has ever said but, nonetheless, we needed an opening line for this and we felt it worked.

Following the release of the ‘much needed’ vagina emoji last week by Flirtmoji (lots of mojis right there) we’ve finally been given the pixelated schlong counterpart.

Ones that we’ll admit are a lot creepier than the lady parts which generally speaking were fairly cutesy in a horrifically awkward kind of way.

vagina emoji

The peens on the other hand are, well, terrifying.

They look like oxygen starved leaches from another world.

penis emoji

The vag and willy collections are just a slim selection of the other NSFW emoji available that include a ‘bag of boobs’, butt phone and self-stimulating-penis-vagina-snake, as seen below.

What a time to be alive.

flitmoji

Related

usb2.jpg

This Tiny USB Stick Can Kill A Laptop In Seconds

cowboy.jpg

The New Emoji Headed To Your Phone Next Year

dogs.jpg

Dogs Trust launches dog emoji

emoji5.png

These Are All The Weird New Emoji Coming With iOS 9.1

battery.jpg

How To Improve Your Battery Life With iOS 9

like.jpg

Facebook Gets A Dislike Button - Sort Of

Comments

More

Now you can turn your iPhone into a retro mac

For the man who has everything

by Tom Mendelsohn
21 Apr 2017

Watch the brilliant launch trailer for the Rick and Morty VR game

This is awesome

by Matt Tate
20 Apr 2017

You'll soon be able to 'unsend' WhatsApp messages

No more text regret

by Emily Reynolds
20 Apr 2017

The best turntables of 2017

How the tables have turned

by David Cornish
20 Apr 2017

Nintendo reportedly planning to release a SNES mini this year

Inevitable, but obviously awesome

19 Apr 2017

You can now play vintage Macintosh games in your browser

Space Invaders, anyone?

by Emily Reynolds
19 Apr 2017

NBA Playgrounds is basically NBA Jam and it looks amazing

Can't wait for this one

by Matt Tate
13 Apr 2017

Official Rick and Morty VR game launches next week

4/20, because of course

by Matt Tate
13 Apr 2017

This blob could mean the end of plastic water bottles

A little piece of genius which could help save our environment

by Ryan Young
13 Apr 2017

Tickle Me Elmo without fur is absolutely harrowing

Pure nightmare fuel

by Gary Ogden
13 Apr 2017