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You Can Now Get Penis (And Vagina) Emoji And They’re Terrifying

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Depending on where you work this is probably NSFW

“Yeah, I was on Tinder and I couldn’t find the right penis emoji so I had to send the eggplant. It ruined everything.”

Is a sentence that no right thinking person has ever said but, nonetheless, we needed an opening line for this and we felt it worked.

Following the release of the ‘much needed’ vagina emoji last week by Flirtmoji (lots of mojis right there) we’ve finally been given the pixelated schlong counterpart.

Ones that we’ll admit are a lot creepier than the lady parts which generally speaking were fairly cutesy in a horrifically awkward kind of way.

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The peens on the other hand are, well, terrifying.

They look like oxygen starved leaches from another world.

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The vag and willy collections are just a slim selection of the other NSFW emoji available that include a ‘bag of boobs’, butt phone and self-stimulating-penis-vagina-snake, as seen below.

What a time to be alive.

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