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75 pieces of wisdom from video games

What possible wisdom could be gleaned from video games, you may well ask. Aim for the head? Always pick the bigger gun? Never back yourself against the sharper thumb skills of a prepubescent veteran with a name like 'n00bsl4yer'?

As this list attests, video games contain an assortment of eloquent quips and shrewd observations begging for your attention (apart from Fifa). From the ponderous to the powerful via the pretentious and hilarious, this list of 75 video game quotes won't establish you as the next Confucius, but it will expand your mind for the next four minutes or so.

Or you could always tap X to skip the talking and shoot someone in the face.



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Zelda megafan controls his smart home with an ocarina

Pointless? Possibly. Are we envious? Definitely

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20 Mar 2017

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Anyone fancy digging the old N64 out again?

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17 Mar 2017

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It doesn't have to be this painful

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16 Mar 2017

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Stop, stop, it's already dead

by Matt Tate
10 Mar 2017

The latest Zelda game will take over your life

Link is better than ever in Nintendo's open-world masterpiece

by Matt Tate
09 Mar 2017

There's a secret hidden message in your Nintendo Switch Pro controller

Have you found it?

by Gary Ogden
06 Mar 2017

5 video games you need to play in March

Those thumbs are going to be busy

by Matt Tate
03 Mar 2017

What 'Mario Kart' - the ultimate driving game - taught me about life

Joel Golby, like you, is merely a product of 'Mario Kart'

by Joel Golby
02 Mar 2017

Don't eat Nintendo Switch games, they taste rank

That's... not what they're for

by Gary Ogden
02 Mar 2017

Xbox are releasing a new 'Netflix for games' service called Game Pass

Unlimited gaming for a tiny price

by Gary Ogden
28 Feb 2017