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75 pieces of wisdom from video games

What possible wisdom could be gleaned from video games, you may well ask. Aim for the head? Always pick the bigger gun? Never back yourself against the sharper thumb skills of a prepubescent veteran with a name like 'n00bsl4yer'?

As this list attests, video games contain an assortment of eloquent quips and shrewd observations begging for your attention (apart from Fifa). From the ponderous to the powerful via the pretentious and hilarious, this list of 75 video game quotes won't establish you as the next Confucius, but it will expand your mind for the next four minutes or so.

Or you could always tap X to skip the talking and shoot someone in the face.



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by Tom Victor
22 Aug 2017

A 'Rollercoaster Tycoon'-style 'Jurassic Park' game is coming


by Gary Ogden
21 Aug 2017

A real-life Mario Kart track is coming and yes, it looks amazing

It's BYOB (bring your own bananas)

by Tom Victor
17 Aug 2017

'The Sims' is not escapism, it's the saddest game ever made

Want an escape from real life? Do anything but reinstall The Sims

by Tristan Cross
29 Jul 2017

Man runs Football Manager for 1000 years and insane things happened

The future of football is a weird, wonderful place

by Dave Fawbert
18 Jul 2017

Mario Kart VR is a real thing and it looks ridiculously fun

Imagine Rainbow Road

by Matt Tate
14 Jul 2017

People are freaking out over this totally stupid Super Mario puzzle

Who invented this?!

by Alex Finnis
14 Jul 2017

I went in search of the last trainers still hooked on Pokémon Go

Can the app still draw mass crowds one year on, or is it all just Pokemon G(h)o-st towns now?

by Hussein Kesvani
06 Jul 2017

The Crash Bandicoot remaster is a time machine to your childhood

Was it always this hard?!

by Matt Tate
05 Jul 2017

This little easter egg about Mario's appearance is really satisfying

This can't be a coincidence

by Alex Finnis
27 Jun 2017