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This is the most beautifully honest eBay listing we’ve ever seen

When someone's affectionate nickname for their car is 'Satan', then you know they probably don't have the best relationship with their vehicle.

Rachel Young is the woman responsible for one of the most refreshingly honest ebay listings that we've ever seen.

Not for her flattering photos, forgetting to mention problems and issues and painting a rose-tinted version of her item. No, this is warts and all, and it's absolutely glorious.

She writes that her "absolute piece of excrement" 2004 Mini Cooper S has "caused me more issues than the entire breakdown of my marriage" and that "I cannot put into words how much I hate this piece of shit, I'd rather have a limb off or my mentally unstable ex husband back than drive this arsehole a second longer".

Don't hold back, honestly, please don't.

It's got 95,000 miles on the clock and has been beset by problems which she gleefully details. However, this hasn't put potential owners off, with the price up to £6,500 after 48 bids at the time of writing.

Check out the whole glorious post below and if you fancy getting your hands on Satan, head here.



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