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Four of the weirdest Jade Helm 15 conspiracies

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Depending on who you ask, Jade Helm 2015 is either a military training exercise taking place in the US between 15 July and 15 September, or it's a full invasion of the Southwest US…


Walmart is a base to enact martial law

A handful of Walmarts closed in April (for plumbing repairs), meaning some think the military is planning to use the stores as processing locations. And house invading Chinese troops. 


Ice-cream trucks are mobile morgues

If you’re going to start a war, you need a place to put the bodies, right? Blue Bell Ice Cream trucks are supposedly being used to load up casualties after one was spotted next to a military convoy. 


Death Domes are being used to lock up enemies 

The new dome-shaped facilities, built to protect people before a hurricane, are really “death domes” – for “insurgents” who are “hostile to the goals” of the New World Order.


And Russia is involved somehow

The country is arming rebels in Texas in response to the US arming rebels in Ukraine. Or the US is pretending this is the case to justify martial law. Or Russia is in a secret alliance with Obama. Oh, we just don’t know any more.

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