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All 20 Premier League clubs as Formula 1 cars

The first Grand Prix of the 2017 Formula One season is/was here (depending on when you read this) and boy, was it good! 

While claims that the sport will get more exciting happen every year, these promises are rarely fulfilled – until today. Imagine if your favourite Premier League teams were Formula One teams: how great would that be? How great would it be to see the North London derby played out by square-jawed billionaires in extremely fast cars on the hot tarmac of Monaco? The answer is very great.

Here’s a little taste of what could have been:

Arsenal

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AFC Bournemouth

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Burnley

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Chelsea

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Crystal Palace

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Everton

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Hull

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Leicester City

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Liverpool

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Manchester City

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Manchester United

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Middlesbrough

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Southampton

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Stoke City

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Sunderland

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Swansea City

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Tottenham Hotspur

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Watford

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West Bromwich Albion

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West Ham United

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