We live in an era of fake news thanks to the internet, the rise of social media and the general public’s capacity to believe any written word that’s put in front of them.
But all hope isn’t lost. We still have fine, well-respected print publications such as the Sunday Sport, who isn’t afraid to tell the good people of the UK the truth, like the national problems of sex dwarfs being eaten by badgers and working class men severely injuring their bellends.
Stay woke guys. Here’s 18 of the paper’s best stories...
When they revealed the true dangers of children’s accessory trends
And who we’re REALLY gorging on chow mein next to at our favourite all you can eat Chinese
Proving that Brian May doesn’t know what he’s talking about when he says don’t cull badgers, because they’re eating too many of our sex dwarfs
Erm...and the same for otters
When they uncovered the sex fiends roaming our supermarkets, keeping us safe from getting an eyeful of penis
Their lifestyle news is groundbreaking, educating us about which Labour MP lookalike bouncers you shouldn’t mess with
They weren’t afraid to talk about the decline of our education system and the lengths that kids would go through to not shit sit exams
Frankly we just feel safer knowing they’re out there getting scum like this off the streets
They’ve put your worries about the afterlife to rest
Because it’s most definitely real and all the greats are there